Plea to McDonald's

Dear Head of the McDonald's Happy Meal Toy Creation Department,

I am writing this to ask you that next time you create a toy that makes noise, please ask your assistant to come in and push it 200 times in a row and then ask yourself if this is the way you want to go with this toy.

Thank you,

A mom that is about to throw a Theodore Chipmunk toy out the window.

P.S. Ask your food department to give me that darn Veggie Burger they have been promising for ages.